r/Crackheadcraigslist | those toes for sale?

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DJZ
DJZ - 7 dager siden
The guy in the thumbnail put max skill points in his right foot
{Kisa Karissa}
{Kisa Karissa} - 8 dager siden
😂😂😂
Kentzo Ar
Kentzo Ar - 9 dager siden
- Orange was The Impostor -
Corporal Ross
Corporal Ross - 10 dager siden
I couldnt see the right skittles color cuz im colorblind lol
ESAD XULF
ESAD XULF - 10 dager siden
Have ya eva drank bailey's from a shoe?
John Beidleman
John Beidleman - 11 dager siden
OLD GREGGGG
Do you love me are you playing your love games with me
I just wanna know to do cause I need your love alot
Oh come on now
Do you love me are you playing your love games with me
I just want to know what to do cause I need your love alot
Oh come one now
HOWARD MOOOOOON
Moving too fast, this isn't a race ooh
Baby back off and lower the pace now
Slow it down, and give me some space, mmmm
Moving too fast, this isn't a race, ah ah
OLD GREGGGG AGAIN
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Moving too fast this isn't a race ooooh
Will you back off and lower the pace now?
Slow it down, and give me some space, mmmm
Moving too fast this isn't a race, ah ah
OLD GREGGGGG AND HOWARD MOOOOOOON
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Moving too fast this isn't a race ooooh
Will you back off and lower the pace now?
Slow it down, and give me some space, mmmm
Moving too fast this isn't a race, ah ah
A R
A R - 13 dager siden
I want the TOES
Ashlyn Hicks
Ashlyn Hicks - 14 dager siden
penguins have knees
Necromantic 529
Necromantic 529 - 14 dager siden
I’d actually buy the WWE doll. I customize dolls for a living, and am always looking for dolls with joints. Loose is kinda threatening tho ngl
Anon1776
Anon1776 - 14 dager siden
"if you wear crocs, please stop"
jack. you have made me angry, jack. say goodbye to your family, jack.
Angela Meisenheimer
Angela Meisenheimer - 15 dager siden
You will be happy to know epping is a city in australia.
goldenpepe yeeteth
goldenpepe yeeteth - 15 dager siden
i will always wear my got damn crocks they comfy af
Crxptrxp ;
Crxptrxp ; - 15 dager siden
1:30 you sounded like this one guy voicing over weird vides. Bogeyman or sth like that?
Mothman12
Mothman12 - 15 dager siden
10:53 I do believe "Virgin hair" is the term used for hair which has never been chemically altered, so never dyed or permed or anything of that sort. I do not believe that this person is attempting to sell the hair as the hair *of* a virgin. It's a popular choice for things such as extensions, as it tends to last longer since it has not been previously damaged.
the golden rings
the golden rings - 15 dager siden
i hope that they aren't selling a real fetus...?
Anya the Plague doctor
Anya the Plague doctor - 15 dager siden
"Penguins got the agility and maneuverability of a 3 year old toddler."
*sad jerry the penguin noises*
Bankim Zaveri
Bankim Zaveri - 15 dager siden
*Person buys the box*
*Ups man ships the box in another box to protect the first box*
*Person getting the box*
*S T O N K S*
Def_N0T_Mercy
Def_N0T_Mercy - 15 dager siden
After watching this video, I have the sudden urge to commit arson...
Coodoritos
Coodoritos - 15 dager siden
I wear crocks in three scenarios.
1. Grabbing the mail
2.letting my dogs into our backyard to ‘potty’ (note that our backyard doesn’t have a fence so we have to keep an eye on them)
3. Walking down to the trampoline to jump on it.
I almost never leave my house with them on
Alexander Pritchett
Alexander Pritchett - 16 dager siden
If you ask why hunt penguins, that's like asking why hunt chickens, both are weak
Skuzzy
Skuzzy - 16 dager siden
trump 2020
Vahlok do Dov
Vahlok do Dov - 16 dager siden
1:37 Dude people literally fish. What's to be proud about that? Patience?
David Meads
David Meads - 16 dager siden
How did it go from crackheads to Tiffany and co. 😕
V King
V King - 17 dager siden
I went to my own funeral at the keyboard!!!💀💀💀😂😂
Thelonelyham
Thelonelyham - 17 dager siden
I spent half an hour doing 7 questions for spanish class and I got a 28 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm a native Spanish speaker 😭😭😭😭
INK! Jacob
INK! Jacob - 17 dager siden
The voice in my head is calle Robin
Orangeboi
Orangeboi - 18 dager siden
What happened to damien
Robbie Lamont
Robbie Lamont - 18 dager siden
2:07
https://www.tiffany.ca/accessories/decor/everyday-objects-sterling-silver-tin-can-60559139/
Kaden LG
Kaden LG - 18 dager siden
4:15 its only a burn if you count the fire from the explosion that happened in the car then yes it is a burn
Tobias, The Gentleman
Tobias, The Gentleman - 18 dager siden
6:00 Dick-tater
Tobias, The Gentleman
Tobias, The Gentleman - 18 dager siden
5:21

Tingers....
Bella
Bella - 18 dager siden
I will NEVER stop wearing my chili pepper crocs. Mama Mia, it's a spicy footwear.
DarkShadow -_-
DarkShadow -_- - 18 dager siden
So your the one who told me to burn my family anyway can someone adopt me?
Petra Kiekens
Petra Kiekens - 18 dager siden
craigslist is like i dont need anything and then ur there and sundaly your balance is below 0
Kristen O’Reilley
Kristen O’Reilley - 18 dager siden
Hold up, I paused the video at 9:44 with the straw right as my family just got back to bring me Mc Donald’s-
John Suarez
John Suarez - 18 dager siden
I think the virus killer might actually work. It pulls air through the bottom and forces it past UV light, and then through a heppa filter that most microbes can't get through
John Suarez
John Suarez - 18 dager siden
you need a pop filter

EDIT: You REALLY need a pop filter
Parker Anson
Parker Anson - 18 dager siden
Why?
Parker Anson
Parker Anson - 18 dager siden
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Parker Anson
Parker Anson - 18 dager siden
Every day. We stray further from good.
Parker Anson
Parker Anson - 18 dager siden
heres an UNNASSEMBLED GLASS TABLE
Doug Brown
Doug Brown - 18 dager siden
Jack thx for helping me get over my torth pian buddy.
Idontwannadiealone _
Idontwannadiealone _ - 18 dager siden
I’m old gregg and I got a mangina
IM OLD GREGGGGGGG
Zack Markham
Zack Markham - 18 dager siden
'There's a reference 90% of you won't get unless you were born in 1985' Adult Swim in the US showed Mighty Boosh on repeat for like 6 years from like 2009-2015. It's a FANTASTIC show!
Kim Roberts
Kim Roberts - 18 dager siden
Virgin hair doesn’t mean hair of a virgin, it means hair that’s never been dyed/bleached. But now I’m wondering if there’s a market for hair from virgins 😂
im that dude
im that dude - 19 dager siden
5:23 POUNDS???
Yair kakon
Yair kakon - 19 dager siden
Jack: people who were crocs please stop
Me with my crocs: no I don't think I will
Patrick King
Patrick King - 19 dager siden
Lmao "cursed pals" and his profile pis is the kid from toy story
Mark Rayes
Mark Rayes - 19 dager siden
seriously i thought virgin hair was something creepy.... but another channel stated virgin hair is hair that has never been dyed , bleached, ironed basically hair that hasn't had anything done to it minus hair cuts , and soap/ conditioner.... so like natural or organic hair 😂😂
apparently big in the weave and wig community
TheBigNCat
TheBigNCat - 19 dager siden
I'll sell you a McDonald's plastic straw for a tenth of that price XD
CosplayMemories14
CosplayMemories14 - 19 dager siden
she-who-is-mystery is a good artist :)
Scott Roberts
Scott Roberts - 19 dager siden
Come with us now in a journey through time and space...
Wayne sakakeeny
Wayne sakakeeny - 19 dager siden
5:10 charge you phone
Squared Kiwi
Squared Kiwi - 19 dager siden
EmKay PLEASE don’t leave like Gio. I just watched it and as a Kiwi bird I DEMAND you keep internet strangers happy
ghffg gffhg
ghffg gffhg - 19 dager siden
YOU
YOU HAVE MADE ME BETTER
THANK YOU
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FIRE VOICE
Kang Kodos
Kang Kodos - 19 dager siden
“But a penguins got the maneuverability and agility of a 3-year-old child”
...
So, instead of penguins, should I just hunt 3 year olds?
Pzwrotethis 5
Pzwrotethis 5 - 18 dager siden
I thought you had to fish those, have I been fishing 4-year-olds the whole time?
Hunter L.
Hunter L. - 19 dager siden
hng it looked more like pepe than et
Masked Idiot
Masked Idiot - 19 dager siden
So uh. How do you date a disembodied voice? 😳✌️
Cman bacon10v3r
Cman bacon10v3r - 19 dager siden
When the plate that the candle is on is from a microwave XD
the donegal c0mm1e fermer
the donegal c0mm1e fermer - 19 dager siden
Jack you spund like this youtuber called "Quickybaby"
Og Classy
Og Classy - 19 dager siden
I’m oooold greeeeeg
Ariel Mosier
Ariel Mosier - 19 dager siden
Just wanted to point out that your eyes actually are an entry point for covid-19, so having something to protect your eyes is actually not useless. It's why masks are meant to stop spreading of it, not to keep you from getting it.
Natalie Holch
Natalie Holch - 19 dager siden
That was not leather
Riveechu
Riveechu - 19 dager siden
2:05
here's the link: https://www.tiffany.com/accessories/decorative-accents/everyday-objects-sterling-silver-tin-can-60559139/
Gamer Power
Gamer Power - 19 dager siden
To bad I like wearing crocs
Marije Hammel
Marije Hammel - 19 dager siden
That Old Gregg painting makes me thirsty for Bailey's.
Latios Hunter
Latios Hunter - 19 dager siden
3:10 oh boy...nightmare galore.
Zackr0n
Zackr0n - 19 dager siden
I guess that I could learn to love you Greg
Nikki MoonFox
Nikki MoonFox - 19 dager siden
Okay if someone was selling a massive box, like as big as a full sized refrigerator for like $50 I'd buy it. (Def not a cat):
Cosplayfamfordeku Cosplays
Cosplayfamfordeku Cosplays - 19 dager siden
Is it weird that I watch these videos so im not depressed studying for an exam XD
Lauri Virtanen
Lauri Virtanen - 20 dager siden
Penguins are protected animals. That hunter broke international laws... For twenty dollars
penguin
penguin - 20 dager siden
1:03 noooooo not my kind
SpycrabYT
SpycrabYT - 20 dager siden
0:32 The sid profile picture makes this all the better.
Kristanna MacAuley
Kristanna MacAuley - 20 dager siden
I saw a thing of toilet paper for 9 million on castanet! 9 million times my worth.
The Dragon Lord
The Dragon Lord - 20 dager siden
omg the tin can is actualy ligit https://www.tiffany.com/accessories/decorative-accents/everyday-objects-sterling-silver-tin-can-60559139/
Masked Player
Masked Player - 20 dager siden
Great narrator
Snarfykitty
Snarfykitty - 20 dager siden
I'm born in 2006 and can still tell you he's got a mangina
Marurei Chan
Marurei Chan - 19 dager siden
?
kamenkewl
kamenkewl - 20 dager siden
6:00 y'all just missed the best name for that. it's a scrotato
J verse
J verse - 20 dager siden
Spooky
J verse
J verse - 20 dager siden
Am
J verse
J verse - 20 dager siden
I
Alyssa Wu Zhan
Alyssa Wu Zhan - 20 dager siden
i don't think he knows that thats actually what old coal/wood stoves used to look like.
Random Gamer22
Random Gamer22 - 20 dager siden
I'm eleven and I know who old Greg is, my dad got me to watch every ep of the mighty Boosh.
Blue Wings
Blue Wings - 20 dager siden
11:22
You can get the nether portal by going to the person’s house taking what ever device their playing Minecraft on then going home with the device and using the nether portal
On-Grid Living With John Runner
There is a cursed comment, I can feel it
Epic Sans
Epic Sans - 20 dager siden
Ok I like Rick and Morty but i wouldn’t pay 20 dollars for that drawing
No L
No L - 20 dager siden
anyone have the 2017 corvette g that was turned to ash?
Pierce Rose
Pierce Rose - 20 dager siden
Wait, this is the voice that told me to burn down those houses?
Iced Vanilla Flavor
Iced Vanilla Flavor - 20 dager siden
a
Sure gamer_ Wolf
Sure gamer_ Wolf - 20 dager siden
3year old toddler do you underestimate me
you
you - 20 dager siden
Fuck, I don't need to be an anime protag to miss school cause I overslept
you
you - 20 dager siden
On a side note, NOburn WILL NOT STOP RECOMMENDING THIS DAMN CHANNEL NO MATTER WHAT I DO SO IVE GIVEN UP HOPE AND JUST WATCH THEM WHEN IM OUT OF CONTENT KILL ME.
Lynette Pacheco
Lynette Pacheco - 20 dager siden
The beginning kinda sounded like megalovania-
HACK X HOLIC
HACK X HOLIC - 20 dager siden
Bruh i think that person to go to the doctor
DABEST
DABEST - 20 dager siden
U and Damien are my favs
river stanford-kososki
river stanford-kososki - 20 dager siden
70 dollars for a picture of a rusty trans am, what a steal😃👍
No
No - 20 dager siden
5:07
Whoever took that picture please charge your phone it’s giving me anxiety-
Tesla Gasoline
Tesla Gasoline - 20 dager siden
i will never stop wearing crocs... they are simply too versatile and are extremely nice to wear on boats.
Skybound
Skybound - 20 dager siden
Typa toes
Slasher D lasher 2
Slasher D lasher 2 - 20 dager siden
Have you tryed catching a 3 year old toddler trying to get away from you because you caught him eating a freaking lightbulb. Those little craps are fast
Flair258
Flair258 - 20 dager siden
12:43 IM HAVING HOTDOGS WITH A SIDE OF CUCUMBERS FOR DINNER OHNO I DONT THINK IM GONNA EAT TODAY XD
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