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Magnetic Gaming
Magnetic Gaming - 4 dager siden
Some reasons why I don’t like being an American and want to move to Asia or Europe
Necromantic 529
Necromantic 529 - 7 dager siden
9:41 as an individual with autism this makes me want to physically hurt this parent bad enough for me to get the death penalty
Programming _ Hacks
Programming _ Hacks - 10 dager siden
This "§" - it's Sporebuck.

*You're welcome* .
Timo Nuotio
Timo Nuotio - 10 dager siden
Why not anything from Biden? He has had more facepalm moments in 6 months (+almost 50 years) than Trump in 4 years...
Operation Dragoon
Operation Dragoon - 11 dager siden
I get making fun of non-maskers but I think it’s a bad idea to make fun of trump and other Republicans, I’m a democrat myself and love to see these, especially the Goya one, but it’s a bad idea on their part bc their alienating millions of people
Derek walbert
Derek walbert - 13 dager siden
12:32 plot twist! The first guy who locked his keys in his car and called the AAA guy who locked his keys in his car and had to call AAA, works at AAA himself!
Derek walbert
Derek walbert - 13 dager siden
I don’t know but it would be comedic
Der Wolf Gaming
Der Wolf Gaming - 13 dager siden
14:49. And here lies Mike Parson's political career. He killed his own career. There's got to be an achievement for that.
Jay Kazama
Jay Kazama - 13 dager siden
How did these people win the cold war?
_Angelic Ari_
_Angelic Ari_ - 13 dager siden
For Jack
Did you really rewatch Gravity Falls?
Teddy Coles
Teddy Coles - 15 dager siden
Ah Undertale my all time favorite
Knightworld - 16 dager siden
The worst part about apple cyanide is that it's not only very painful. If you want to die from it you need to eat a whole ton of the apple seed powder cause if you get the quantity wrong it can paralyze you permanently. Which is worse than dying.
Lazy Man
Lazy Man - 16 dager siden
I have a friend that did not vaccinate and when he grows up he wont vaccinate his children either, and I don't say that I support anti-vax people, I just wanna say that they can still live a normal life. That friend of mine is the biggest and strongest guy in the school and even has a beard growing at the age of 14. I would show you his picture but I don't have any and if I had I think that he wouldn't like it.
iTz_Slink8037 - 16 dager siden
Who'll win, a Karen who never searched about vaccines and just go with the anti-vax flow or literaly every single scientist who studied years in biology, physics, chemistry... and say that vaccines aren't dangerous, they just have side effects in some people?
SMH why you guys are so dumb??? Like, vaccines are so expensive to study, create and test and they are literaly meant to help your son/daughter's health and you say that "uh, vax are bad 'cause they cause autism" or "I don't vax my son 'cause vax cause (whatever tf you think it'll cause)". Bro, just chill and take care of your son, do what the science says, sometimes, but just sometimes they're wrong
Kyle Bear
Kyle Bear - 17 dager siden
Maybe...maybe he meant a Lesbian as in women from Lesbos? I can only hope...
ironicGlowstonEGeneticS - 17 dager siden
I'm not saying I agree with Karen's and I'm not saying that you should wear face masks but I kind of get where some of them are coming from when it comes to the whole face mask thing. I'm not saying you shouldn't wear a face mask because you should. But I'm just saying it does make it hard to breathe for some people. I mean I had never worn a face mask in my life every time I put one after a little while it does make it hard to breathe it's super hot in there and your nose starts to run all over the place as well and sometimes my asthma starts to act up. It also fogs up my glasses which if I didn't wear my glasses I wouldn't be able to see. On top of that it's really hard to find a face mask that fits me that isn't too small or too large. I'm also just saying that not everyone is the same some people can handle things better than others everybody's fucking different. Just like in school everyone learns different you can't teach every single kid in the same exact manner because someone understanding someone won't. Same with the physical body to I mean my cousin can hold her breath longer than me does that make me a pussy no. I'm sorry for this long rent but I'm just saying whenever I wear a face mask for some reason whether it be my asthma or not at first it gets hot then I start getting dizzy and I can't breathe AKA I mean my asthma is acting up when I say I can't breathe. and I'm sure some people who don't have asthma have some of these symptoms not everybody is as strong as someone else you can't compare everybody. Like everyone comparing people who complain about their masks to doctors some of them were complaining just because they don't want to wear it yeah they need to shut up. but the people who are complaining because it's actually bothering them you can't just be like oh doctor where's a mask 24/7 he says he's fine well I'm not your fucking doctor now am I. good for him for having good lung control and not being bothered buy the heat of your own breath in the Mask. some people aren't accustomed to that and others can't handle it. like I said everyone has different physical, mental, and emotional strengths because we're all different people none of us are the same. I'm sorry for this rent but I just keep seeing it everywhere that people should just stop complaining because it's not that bad. Like I said for the people it doesn't actually physically affect and they just don't want to wear it then yeah they should shut up but what about the people who are actually being affected? what about us we have to go out and get food I'm not saying I'm not going to wear my mask I'm just saying you can't tell me not to complain. I'm being made where something that is harming me for everyone else's sake. I mean I don't believe the coronavirus is as bad as everyone is making it seem. I don't personally know a single person who has been severely affected by it especially not died and I know someone who was wrongly diagnosed with it not going to go into details but he's perfectly fine now so I don't really feel like wearing face mask everywhere as long as we're not face-to-face with somebody should really matter but everyone else does so I wear one Everywhere I Go even though it also makes me physically uncomfortable and sometimes actually does cause physical problems to where I can't breathe and I need to take my medicine or I feel like I'm going to pass out. it also makes my mom's asthma act up really bad she has severe asthma I mean just without the mask her asthma would act up from just walking around the store but with the added mask it's like 10 times worse. it sometimes it scares me when we're just walking around the store and she starts to not be able to breathe the weaving everywhere an asthma medicine won't work but there's nothing we can do about it because we need food everyone in our house has to eat we need toilet paper in the house well we don't need it we WANT that one but food, baby diapers, wipes, formula we need that stuff. so if we're going to be a forced to wear a mask to get the stuff we need you bet damn right I'm going to complain while wearing it.i mean the uncomfortability of not being able to breathe.. I think I have a right to at least complain. Anyway sorry. not meaning to take my anger out on anyone who bothers the read this if they do thanks.
Jacob Conyers
Jacob Conyers - 17 dager siden
5:07 matpat fixed something.
Steven Kravatsky
Steven Kravatsky - 18 dager siden
dog5050 - 18 dager siden
pizza is a vegetable according to the american congress and law makers.
Raphael James Arquisola
Raphael James Arquisola - 19 dager siden
You watch game theory
Edward Forster
Edward Forster - 19 dager siden
My nana: can breath fine enoth that she can ware it for short periods of time
OwO_BensonXD_OwO - 19 dager siden
1:11 at least the man in the middle wore a mask
SamTheSeer :p
SamTheSeer :p - 19 dager siden
Jack saying he loves Gravity Falls
Me: I see you are a man of culture
larrysaurous reks
larrysaurous reks - 19 dager siden
Hello my fellow Aussie
Slime Tunes
Slime Tunes - 19 dager siden
1:16 when this pandemic is over, this image NEEDS to be put in a reissuance museum titled "The Peak of Human Stupidity"
Dillon Perry
Dillon Perry - 19 dager siden
This video got me thinking maybe we need to stop checking how qualified government officials are by their degrees since that doesn't apparently mean shit.
Maybe we just need to make sure they have empathy.
JJ PP - 19 dager siden
The best nation would be one w Australias government, Finlands healthcare, Norways police and German industry
dont mind me
dont mind me - 19 dager siden
7:07 I mean, u can't get cancer when ur dead
Sir bread Breadington
Sir bread Breadington - 19 dager siden
The aaaaaaaa was called, but the aaaaa said aaaa and called another aaaaaaaa. Now we have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Otaku Mana
Otaku Mana - 19 dager siden
If you notice on 1:22 their is one guy wearing a face mask on their face and I find that hilarious.
Hunter Asbury
Hunter Asbury - 20 dager siden
Double kill
عبدالله الحربي
عبدالله الحربي - 20 dager siden
12:10 Some one got his 4x4 stuck in mud he called another guy who also got stuck the they called a big boy whith big truk he too got stuck then the called a biger boy whith a biger truk and he too gut stuck i don't remember if another one came but all of them stay in the mud till it dry sadly i dont know if you can find it or not caz it's in arbic
Oddly Icecube
Oddly Icecube - 21 dag siden
9:50 why are people with potential treated like garbage in that society.....
Logan Walker
Logan Walker - 21 dag siden
Just think about what trump said. Covid being a hoax... everyone stupid enough to believe that, will die of covid.... natural selection speed up
Animated Anon
Animated Anon - 21 dag siden
I really want to see the responses
Ezra Leavitt
Ezra Leavitt - 21 dag siden
Alternate title:
An Australian is confused for 17 minutes at how easily the U. S. gives science the finger.
RadReaper08 - 21 dag siden
(14:49) this guy is the governor of a huge state and he's THIS DUMB
Yeets Developmet Team Official
Somebody help. I broke my nose and it's inside my skull now.
yes sir
yes sir - 21 dag siden
15:04 now I wish I had a good scottish accent
Unoriginalnamehere - 21 dag siden
We just gotta get people to wear halloween masks. Then they won’t complain about oxygen.

Or you know. Plastic bags work too.
Bách Lâm
Bách Lâm - 21 dag siden
13:23 so, um, apple didnt make that lul it’s a chinese company
also android phones (like mine) dont have physical buttons and im happy
Big Gay Dinosaur
Big Gay Dinosaur - 22 dager siden
2:37 i will legit fucking do this lmao
jeffzilla 2000
jeffzilla 2000 - 22 dager siden
also, i am a huge pokemon fan.

in the lore of pokemon, most the are competitive creatures who love the thrill of battle
Shadow_Puppeteer - 23 dager siden
I wonder if there will be 2020 museums in the future... I'm sure there will be textbooks for history classes and stuff, but what about museums? What do y'all think? (Also please excuse any bad grammar or anything like that, I dont know how to talk or explain things-)
That Guy
That Guy - 23 dager siden
I am a (mostly) sane American and I am here to fully apologize for the rest of my country. Most/some of us are sane, and I apologize for all the idiots in my country keeping COVID-19 cases high.
Sparklees - 23 dager siden
7:25 “dont, don’t be curious”
-jack 2020
MineManiac - 23 dager siden
MatPat with the burn
Draka Dragon
Draka Dragon - 24 dager siden
Im watching at 4:35 am...
Nazeel Nazrie
Nazeel Nazrie - 24 dager siden
"I swear ur brain is so hollow I could make it into a bagpipe"
A quote by Scottish EmKay
SentientBeast 20
SentientBeast 20 - 24 dager siden
Don’t speak to soon Jacky boi a ocean didn’t stop us from reaching japan 80yrs ago
Jonathon Cowley-Thom
Jonathon Cowley-Thom - 25 dager siden
"Scottish Gaelic" isn't a language. It's just called "Gaelic" and it's from Ireland.
eu - 25 dager siden
I'm Brazilian and I don't watch TV anymore, when I watch it to watch movies, so I don't know what's going on outside of Brazil, and when I watch r / facepalm I just want to stop watching because the level of stupidity is very high
Milla Rintala
Milla Rintala - 25 dager siden
"Being a lesbian is a huge turn for guys." Oh, how I wish it was. When I was 18 and started going to bars I innocently thought like this and told guys trying to hit on me that I was a lesbian. I thought guys would understand that they were wasting both of our time, but for some reason, it seemed to have the opposite effect. Now I just politely tell guys to fuck off.
Borb - 25 dager siden
If being lesbian is a turn off for guys then is being gay a turn off for girls
ItzJuls - 25 dager siden
I’m an American and this stuff makes me want to move somewhere... normal
Captain-General Kittonius
Captain-General Kittonius - 26 dager siden
Alot of anti trump is wrong. All the investigations found Nothing. You people are like anti vaxxers.
Just Some Guy without a Life
Just Some Guy without a Life - 26 dager siden
Mads Nielsen
Mads Nielsen - 26 dager siden
Apple NEVER sold that home button accessory. Its third party.
TheMindBoggler - 25 dager siden
Why is no one else saying this. And they litterally sold a lightning to headphone jack dongle in the box. The gestures they changed it to work fine and much more fluent imo.
Stiller Nachtschatten
Stiller Nachtschatten - 26 dager siden
8:15 the product is from Spanien or so so Not America First
No Name Art
No Name Art - 26 dager siden
Okay so this is a facepalm story of mine. A kid in my grade was talking about how great trump is, and my friend said "there have been like 30 rape allegations against trump, you know that right?" And the kid said "well half of then claimed it was a joke" we both said "that's still like 15 people dude" and he still worships trump, there's the trump worshippers and the trump haters, unfortunately in Nebraska there is more of the ladder (I hate living in Nebraska and the US in general)
Diablo R
Diablo R - 26 dager siden
That old lady is the G.O.A.T
R Mendoza
R Mendoza - 26 dager siden
I like how that guy said “respectfully,wtf is wrong with you?”that respectfully made it great
ThatGuyAgain665 - 26 dager siden
Lol, the first one after the intro is quite ironic now...
Starlight_Feather - 26 dager siden
3:08 I've gotten the Golden ending in Undertale twice already. And I'll keep going until I've somehow come u with a way to save Asriel!
Assassinator 101
Assassinator 101 - 26 dager siden
4:43 she prob had to say ""yeah, I know, r/thathappened" lmao
Externalthought - 26 dager siden
I’m American and I regret being american
Pyro the Bonehead
Pyro the Bonehead - 26 dager siden
All I need are names and I'll have a tombstone with a 6 ft hole for each of them
ARC the Cartoon Master
ARC the Cartoon Master - 27 dager siden
4:32 Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who learned the zodiac sign first. :)
9:55 Well, you're not helping, by labeling autism as a "difficulty".
先生CherryPepsi - 27 dager siden
This video just pushed me to unsubscribe.
I mean, it's my preference to not have politics involved in stuff like this. I just want to watch YouTube.
You do you, though.
MerelMelchers ASMR
MerelMelchers ASMR - 27 dager siden
Everyone in my class learned cursive and stick-shift is the most popular type of car in my country (the Netherlands). I'm 21. Tf they talking about "it would cripple an entire generation"? We'll be fine. And we'll just look up a tutorial for whatever we don't know.
DragonChild108 - 27 dager siden
I agree completely oh hating apple, I’m happy with my life nice wireless headphones but I do enjoy charging my phone and listening music on my wired earphones when I had an iPhone 6
a random human ツ
a random human ツ - 27 dager siden
DragonChild108 ikr, I just got a MacBook, and I just realized that their are no places to put a usb. And the apple mouse is terrible. (So much for $1000) 😒
Chris Moore
Chris Moore - 27 dager siden
I live in America and I wish I did not I am 12
Yanuchi Uchiha: Anime, Games and Ramdomness
From all of this i have concluded that:
1. If Aliens make the first contact with any other part of the world [that isn't the USA], we have a chance of friendly relations;
2. If Aliens make the first contact with the USA - We are all dead.
Jasen Westall
Jasen Westall - 28 dager siden
Tbh you can actually get a bacterial infection if you don't properly clean your mask every so often
I M A NARD - 28 dager siden
But that’s not a Theory. It’s a f@cking fact
Salted Toast
Salted Toast - 28 dager siden
Am I the only one who enjoys wearing a mask? Like HELL YES I GET TO COVER THE ONLY THINGS I HATE ABOUT MY FACE!! (My teeth and nose)
willy wonka
willy wonka - 28 dager siden
I hate how politics is being indoctrinated in to everything even emkay
Arcanine-Espeon - 28 dager siden
*My reaction to today's fanart: a Saga in 6 parts*
*1.* "Oh, fanart. I'm glad it's at the end of the video. I ought to start looking for a different video."
*2.* I "jump" back in my desk chair, and my poor mom comes to check on me because of my silent squeal she heard from the next room.
*3.* "I've been waiting for someone to do this for so long -- wait a second -- _hey, it's spelled CIPHER, damn you!"_
*4.* "Okay, moving on...wait, Jack loves Gravity Falls too??
*5.* _Mr. P sees eye-to-eye with the eye comparison I have made! Thank you Mr. P!_
*6.* Yo that hand would shake people's hands to make deals with its entire head.
Arcanine-Espeon - 28 dager siden
I'm that person too. Screw Apple. I mean, screw Android too but screw it less.
Arcanine-Espeon - 28 dager siden
3:06 Okay, I wasn't expecting something on a Facepalm video to make me this happy.
NDR Gaming
NDR Gaming - 28 dager siden
8:25 why did we elect this imbecile. WHY?????!?!?!??
shadow lurker
shadow lurker - 28 dager siden
"This belongs in a
Renaissance Museum"
...bud it belongs in the Morgue
Yukara Bløøm
Yukara Bløøm - 29 dager siden
I'm just gonna go eat some apples cores now-
The rawring dog
The rawring dog - 29 dager siden
What are doing talking at 4:30 in the morning? SLEEP!
Me who wakes up at 4:30 Monday through friday for school and some kids even earlier than that: that's completely normal
Friend group Productions
Friend group Productions - 29 dager siden
14:20 it's not a face palm you can carry people ON a train to BUILD the tracks so uh no
SuperMonkeyOOF - 29 dager siden
9:51 i have autism and people think it’s a desease
Halima Rahman
Halima Rahman - 29 dager siden

If someone says that,I am grabbing my dads ak47 and busting their house open (it is just a,I would still be mad tho. Mentioning this because I know some Karen would rage on me)
Anna Wilson
Anna Wilson - 29 dager siden
The Ivanka”find a new job” is like my math teacher. One time he said, “If you ever forget something, just remember it!” Like no shit Sherlock it’s not that simple
Trey Riddle
Trey Riddle - 29 dager siden
trump is prob a social experiment
Maurice :P
Maurice :P - 29 dager siden
Is that really true bc i eat apples whole :p
BlahBla - Måned siden
I watched all of Gravity Falls 3 times in 2 months
star shop
star shop - Måned siden
I just realised that atnalta is spelled Atlanta backwards ಠ_ಠ
Nooby Producions
Nooby Producions - Måned siden
but the second one about lying is true xd, The reports even report deaths as covid if they are not covid.
april mccracken
april mccracken - Måned siden
9:55 as an autistic kid i can safely say ###k you Karen
Darth Stepdaddy
Darth Stepdaddy - Måned siden
Jack is an Australian

My life is complete
Michelle Katona
Michelle Katona - Måned siden
4:39 sweetheart...that’s the point

Sort of
SniperPug6942 - Måned siden
I just want to say to peta and all Karens they are video games no one in the right mind is going to shoot someone or capture a animal to force it to fight just because they played a video game about it
Sky River
Sky River - Måned siden
I would call Trump a Fatuus Rana, but that would be an insult to any stupid frogs. Anyone know a good place that I could go if he wins next month's election?
-e- - Måned siden
"You dang lesbians will never find a guy to love"
The lesbian: *My goals are beyond your understanding.*
Just Some Nessie With Internet Access
As a creature from Scotland, that is the biggest dumbass I've ever seen.
Dapper Demon Alastor
Dapper Demon Alastor - Måned siden
1:19 there are a few people wearing a mask over their faces, the madlads. (sry i cant show you were they are and you have to do a wheres waldo kinnda thing.)