r/Justneckbeardthings | like my facial hair m'lady?

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Tahlia Hyatt
Tahlia Hyatt - 11 timer siden
6:49 the creepiest part about this, its that Adora is a fUCKIN' TEENAGER!
Darth Sparkles
Darth Sparkles - 12 timer siden
it's like you don't like the new she ra because she doesn't have a nice body.
Y E T S H E H A S A G I R L F R I E N D S O F O F F
Matthew Halo17
Matthew Halo17 - 2 dager siden
Star Wars.. is based off LEGO....
This makes total and zero sense at the same time and I’m frightened
H. T.
H. T. - 2 dager siden
Remember when in roblox, owning a fedora made you cool?
xzenitramx666
xzenitramx666 - 10 dager siden
wait is okey turn a character into alittle girl but to the original with a mature body? WTH?
Mr DrawMan
Mr DrawMan - 10 dager siden
I hate how the neckbeards are always like “why won’t women date me” BOI ITS BECAUSE IF ANYONE GOES NEAR YOU THEY ARE GONNA DIE FROM THE BO, oh yeah and because YOU HAVE THE WORST PERSONALITY CALLING GIRLS SLURS FOR NOT WANTING TO DATE YOU
sorry about the rant I’m just really pissed off about these types of people
LiquidBlack Sleepsick
LiquidBlack Sleepsick - 10 dager siden
What do we call a female neckbeard?
chikken
chikken - 10 dager siden
Ok being real hear wtf people don't choose their race, gender, or skin color. So don't claim that certain races, genders, or people with different skin color are the problem, you are. So leave me alone to play with my legos and watch my star battles.
Shannon D
Shannon D - 13 dager siden
Sorry, what was that? "Self anomity?" You mean self autonomy??
Shadow soulless
Shadow soulless - 13 dager siden
Letting the entire friend group have sex with you is not "finding a guy" it causes the complete opposite effect, if everyone knows you'll just give out the milk for free nobody's going to go buy the cow.
meaning if everyone knows you're just handing out sex no one's going to date you and the pursuit of getting sex from you so you'll end up single forever.....This neckbeard has no idea how the economy works...
It's called supplying demand if there is tons of supply there is less demand if she is giving out tons of sex there is less demand for sex if she does not give out sex there is more demand for sex when there is a higher demand for things people are willing to pay for it when there is a high supply people are willing to pay less.....this guy doesn't need a girlfriend this guy needs an economy class
JaxGold 07
JaxGold 07 - 17 dager siden
EmKay sounds like he could do an amazing Yugi impression
dan mackintosh
dan mackintosh - 17 dager siden
18:57 gonna go full-on neckbeard on that lol beautiful and talented
flameing wolf
flameing wolf - 18 dager siden
This is gross
Chris Jones
Chris Jones - 19 dager siden
I fucking LOVED the she-ra update
La Sorcière à Lunettes
La Sorcière à Lunettes - 24 dager siden
Seriously, this whole subreddit should be enough for prostitution's legalization 😑
candy eagle gaming
candy eagle gaming - 24 dager siden
Everyone always lives in a country with elephants if you have a zoo
Shojiro Katsuragi
Shojiro Katsuragi - 25 dager siden
The worst part about that list at 15:45 is that almost every single Japanese word is spelt wrong. It's not 'konichiwa' is 'konnichiha', it's not 'arigato' is 'arigatou', it's not 'lolicon' it's 'rorikon', it's not 'kawai' it's 'kawaii', it's not 'cosplay' it's 'kosupure'.
Sebster
Sebster - 25 dager siden
So the only time in a long while that I see someone speak dutch like me and it's a neckbeard
Danijel Šarac
Danijel Šarac - 26 dager siden
I hate anime, actually hate its guts, try to kill me
Ark Moro66
Ark Moro66 - 26 dager siden
Say it with me:
Fedora
Is
Not
A
Trilby.
Thank you
Crewmate Cyan
Crewmate Cyan - 27 dager siden
The neck berd voice you make sounds like a mole with a cold in a basement


I love it
Crewmate Cyan
Crewmate Cyan - 27 dager siden
The neck berd voice you make sounds like a mole with a cold in a basement
D D
D D - 27 dager siden
I remember my neckbeard days








I hate it, and cringe at it everytime I think about it.
THElbhorsie
THElbhorsie - 27 dager siden
I love how the guy said "if you say anime are cartoons you may die" yet calls manga and comics the same thing
THElbhorsie
THElbhorsie - 27 dager siden
1:40 I dunno why, but with the translation it just seems so much funnier😂
Cody Brace
Cody Brace - 27 dager siden
The worst part is, I don't watch anime anything, not on TV, not movies, and not on YouTube, but I still get those dumb ads
Lauren Damaso Ruiz
Lauren Damaso Ruiz - 27 dager siden
8:54 not neckbeardy - it’s actually a real woman and not anime
Anon1776
Anon1776 - 28 dager siden
"and before we wrap things up, we have a bit of fan-art"
*OH YES FINALLY IT'S OVER*
Just_a_ Weeb
Just_a_ Weeb - 28 dager siden
Duch people when theres something netherland related: 😲
Usectrlw
Usectrlw - 28 dager siden
5:25 That character is like 16 btw
Søren
Søren - 29 dager siden
16:45 The person posting that has their Tinder set on French
no love
no love - Måned siden
What a simp narrator..
Code_Triumph76
Code_Triumph76 - Måned siden
15:48 Do these weebs not realize that in Japan, anime are cartoons and manga are comics?
Chainer X
Chainer X - Måned siden
7:00 why you complaining about how big some girls chest and ass is
Mr. Rex
Mr. Rex - Måned siden
Only 2 EmKay members I remember are Jack and Robin.
Russell Fautheree
Russell Fautheree - Måned siden
These people confuse me because I am asexual...
Emanuelgamer 1313
Emanuelgamer 1313 - Måned siden
I think Neckbeards seem like a cool subreddit but I think we should not judge people
how
how - Måned siden
4:10 we already contained him stay calm
Cooper Bunce
Cooper Bunce - Måned siden
11:54 Yes there is here's a link thet goes greater indepth about it!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunatic_asylum
cherryyy
cherryyy - Måned siden
oh gosh im glad im a ginger not many neckbeards are into gingers
cherryyy
cherryyy - Måned siden
bruh atleast the elephant had a chance
Jonas Winge
Jonas Winge - Måned siden
Not to be That guy. But this guy sounds like a... aaaaa hmmm Whats a Good Word. Beta?
Sebastian Ritzer
Sebastian Ritzer - Måned siden
WTF
Hunni Bxxnii
Hunni Bxxnii - Måned siden
5:24
At least ochaco is cute still i guess
GenMinion
GenMinion - Måned siden
TMW> You notice Keneko.Mari is wearing Old Skool Pewds Merch.
Props
Hervy Gervy
Hervy Gervy - Måned siden
I once said here on the internet that incels/neckbeards were kinda scary and then a bunch of them started blaming me for not getting matches on Tinder lmao
thelostzelda
thelostzelda - Måned siden
I always feel bad for 80's She-ra cause everyone gives her flack even though she's not showing midriff, she has a cape covering her butt in almost every shot, and Prince Adam is out there stripping everything but his briefs and a bondage harness; like, He-man is the one breaking dress codes.
Xano ameloot
Xano ameloot - Måned siden
At around 1:30 where that guy textet "skater girl" i know that language and didnt notice the red translation. So i was like. Wait how is jack reading this... And then i saw the red text
candyrox 1
candyrox 1 - Måned siden
6:30
I play that game (im a girl firstly-) and i can tell you it is NOT a dating game 😂 its just girls in sometimes lewd outfits fighting eachother. In a chibi style
Knapsack Cat
Knapsack Cat - Måned siden
Anime is a cartoon.
Ace The Sloth
Ace The Sloth - Måned siden
Man these guys just seem uncomfortable in their skin and project that onto other people. Doing whatever they can to find some identity. Hope they get counseling
Shin Malphur
Shin Malphur - Måned siden
4:31
Because this is the internet, you KNOW for a fact that there is probably a video somewhere of someone using the millennium puzzle soap as a butt plug
Johann Eisenach
Johann Eisenach - Måned siden
honestly i know only one guy personally who can wear a fedora and doesnt look like a neckbeard or a childstealing creep.
junk tae
junk tae - Måned siden
Jeez its people like this that make me feel ashamed for wanting to transition...
Hazeltoffel
Hazeltoffel - Måned siden
The fact that so many call a trilby a fedora makes me go crazy
Wesley Kant
Wesley Kant - Måned siden
wow... wait... i have to call this out, 15:14 right behind jokers head... that's... that's a pair of jackaloo towels, i think they're towels, and i was not at all prepared for that!
Rokudenashi rōnin roki-shū no raimei
I need more!!.give me more suffering
Alflorence Cabaguing
Alflorence Cabaguing - Måned siden
As a weeb i found this funny... weired
avibingfurry69
avibingfurry69 - Måned siden
4:40: sumo wrestlers 👁👄👁
P_M LIFESTYLE
P_M LIFESTYLE - Måned siden
don't Blaspheme God bless 🙏 Jesus loves you
WaterMelemon
WaterMelemon - Måned siden
"i wish more women were equally as desperate as guys"
mmewn4uijmg5i5gn5trjm4jiwermrjr ahaha
Noob Animation
Noob Animation - Måned siden
Bruh thumbnail guy be lookin like barold from animal crossing
Matthew Pangilinan
Matthew Pangilinan - Måned siden
If you come across a neck beard, here is an epic come back IF they insalt you, "If I wanted to die, I'll would climb your ego then I will jump down to your IQ."
Minehunter
Minehunter - Måned siden
15:42 OK absolute weeb but what comes after the fourth point is so wrong I could stick a spoon up my butt and people would still follow me rather than that dude
Woofle
Woofle - Måned siden
0:54 I’m not a weeb, but I would spend every penny I have for some Speedwagon body wash
Hanta Sero
Hanta Sero - Måned siden
YESSSSS THIS SUBREDDIT YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!
Poland
Poland - Måned siden
15:43 coming from a person that ADORES anime/manga and can understand and speak fluent Japanese, I just.... LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE-
Da Slica
Da Slica - Måned siden
beans
marc10164
marc10164 - Måned siden
Kirby with knife
ghost 41962
ghost 41962 - Måned siden
2:50 le hwat?!
Rando Micnogender
Rando Micnogender - Måned siden
Bruh, my 8 year old sister calls women females
(See 1:18
Echoing Art
Echoing Art - Måned siden
The guy on the cover looks like he wanted to simulate pubic hair on his face.
Gabe Young
Gabe Young - Måned siden
Neckbeards are pros at social distancing
Rob Hern Cascon
Rob Hern Cascon - Måned siden
I'd just like to clarify that not all weebs are sexist, misogynistic, incel neckbeards
Adam Heaton
Adam Heaton - Måned siden
after i finish school im transitioning, so i wont be related to these guys in a few years (ignore my acc deadname, its my scool acc and cbf transfering all my subs over to a new channel)
Freddie Withanie
Freddie Withanie - Måned siden
hhhhhh men who call women "females" have the same vibe as straight people who call gay people "homosexuals". It's not wrong, technically, but it d o e s make you feel like a test subject ya dig.
ItsTheWolfyBoi Gamer
ItsTheWolfyBoi Gamer - Måned siden
Girls x battle 2 is really good, it's about fighting and using thinking, the adds just making people download it, but it's normally a really good game ^^
T.V Boi
T.V Boi - Måned siden
So is nobody gonna talk about how Greta Thunberg thinks star wars is based off of Legos. Like, does she believe Lego made star wars?
Datt Boi
Datt Boi - Måned siden
6:10 I’m not even surprised
Mister Karmik
Mister Karmik - Måned siden
I had no idea that females hated being called "females" until recently. I think it's pretty dumb that y'all call each other stuff like "bitch" and "hoe", but a dude calls you a female (which you actually are) and you get mad.
R4nd0lph’s Way
R4nd0lph’s Way - Måned siden
Petition to make Jack say “My name is Jack, have you seen my crack?”
Mark Reaves
Mark Reaves - Måned siden
Whenever I feel like I may be too weird for society, I find comfort in knowing there are so many other people out there a lot weirder than I am lol. Somewhere on this planet, there exists the king of cringe. Someone so weird that nobody is weirder.
Peter Pan
Peter Pan - Måned siden
What's the difference between a neckbeard and a nice guy?
ItsAzshrocka88
ItsAzshrocka88 - Måned siden
6:08 part of the ship part of the crew.
Datt Boi
Datt Boi - Måned siden
Never reveal your identity
Jack Stetser
Jack Stetser - Måned siden
as someone who watches anime, anime is a genre of cartoons
Epic Wolf
Epic Wolf - Måned siden
13:34 WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARDDDD
My Name Is Not That Hard To Spell
12:00 15:30 this is what gives anime fans a bad name
Kaden Keneal
Kaden Keneal - Måned siden
3:55 i like wearing fedoras. because they are comfortable and I like the look of it. but it is not my body, my flesh, nor an organ
it isnt even classy.
Kawaii Peridot
Kawaii Peridot - Måned siden
She's a minor 5:22
Earthbor
Earthbor - Måned siden
I would say I hope these guys don’t have kids so they can teach this but they’ll never get close enough to a woman to even make one.
Brandon is cool
Brandon is cool - Måned siden
Petition for jack to say " I'm jack and I'm gonna break your moms back"


If you steal my comment, pls give me credit
😳
👉👈
•Charlott •
•Charlott • - Måned siden
5:25 all you weebs it's my hero academia
Elias Bischoff
Elias Bischoff - Måned siden
Every single post on this is more revolting than all TIHI posts you ever covered being thrown into a blender, ground up and mixed, combined with a little bit of carbonated milk and foul eggs, baked for three seconds and eaten with mayonaise
Russell Tietjen
Russell Tietjen - Måned siden
Got a condom ad after the dude asked about sex scenes in Cyberpunk 2077 😂
Magic Pigeon
Magic Pigeon - Måned siden
17:34 how the fuck is hercules an anime
Holy Crusader
Holy Crusader - Måned siden
Didn’t the guy in the thumb nail kill himself on Facebook live
Sir Lamb Chops
Sir Lamb Chops - Måned siden
The world is on fucking fire.
And the brains of the people on it, are already gone.
Stacy Burnett
Stacy Burnett - Måned siden
So I got an ad, and all i heard was "the spa day Lego set ot like meditation for your face" UM-
Brittany Fleming-Tetzlaff
Brittany Fleming-Tetzlaff - Måned siden
15:41
I would just like to say...
Anime is a cartoon My dude 🤣
It's Asian cartoons
And I say asian because japan isn't the only place that does that form of animation anymore
Yeah, it originally come from them, but other countries do similar animation styles too now 🤣
And that, friends, is fact coming from a "female" anime and manga enjoyer 😂
Seriously, y'all need to not be cringy like that okay? It's awful and leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth 🤣
ARC the Cartoon Master
ARC the Cartoon Master - Måned siden
0:44 Some guys like... you know, fully clothed women. And prefer ass over tits. Just sayin'.
17:57 Please tell me they *at least* have Linda (the mum) in that video, because that is a fine-ass woman. Just sayin'.
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